AAAHH!!! Real Monsters!

UPDATE: Apparently this is a House Centipede, and it's virtually harmless to humans, and kills spiders, ants, etc., so basically it's helpful to humans. WHO CARES! IT MAKES ME FREAK OUT JUST THINKING ABOUT IT!!!!

So it's around 12:30 AM here, I'm watching Amy Poehler perform a Sarah Palin rap with the governor at the Weekend Update anchor desk, when all of a sudden I see this shadow come crawling across the wall behind the TV. I flip on the lights and see this gigantic centipede-like bug with these antennae so freakin long that I start to shake in my bootie straps. Why are bugs so frickin nasty?!?!?!?! Here's the best pic I could get of this hideous creature:

I think it was at least as long as my index finger, possibly my middle finger, including the span of the legs. HOW WILL I SLEEP TONIGHT?!?!?! I'm a sissy when it comes to these foul creatures!